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The holidays are almost upon on and the use of the preposition "upon" is but one clue as to how much we are looking forward to them. We give you tips on how to make it from Thanksgiving to Kwanzaa with a heady mix of Vegas, booze, pop psychology, and denial. See how Vince Vaughn measures up against his oft co-star (meh) P. Van Horn, get advice on advice, find out how certain monotheists deliver the mail, and much more. Please enjoy. Happy Festivus.