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April 29, 2011 @ 11:26 pm

Sounds Good to Me


Hey You Know it is like an old-timey radio show, without the radio. Or the old-timeyness. It's a podcast that you subscribe to--like a magazine--but you don't get a magazine. Hmmm. Let's just say you were able to download our show from Itunes to your Ipod. Now you can take us with you wherever you go. And I daresay that we make anything you do while listening to us just a little more fun. Try: folding laundry, sitting on the couch, looking around.  Much better, isn't it? If you can think of anything else to do while listening to us, let us know, send an email to: heyyouknowit@gmail.com

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April 23, 2011 @ 10:33 pm

Matt Modine, Ms. Tyler Perry & the Oldest Princess


A fake "Vogue" almost fools the HYKI crew, cats for Passover, Paul Giamatti as Ben Bernanke vs. fellow on-screen schmo Steve Buscemi, the poverty of language, collateral death obligation, is Tyler Perry all about "coonery", and who cares about the next royal wedding. Please enjoy.

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April 16, 2011 @ 6:45 pm

Fight Crime and Breast Cancer


In our last podcast (Ep. 7: Relationships, Injustice, and Jason Bateman)  I recounted my comic-tragic story of how I got sucker punched on the A train. My response was that I needed to get a piece, but we know that ain't going to happen. It's just too inconvenient with NYC's restrictive gun laws that keep us all safe from gun-related crimes. Really the only people can secure a gun in NYC sans hassle are criminals and I am not ready for street justice. Perhaps I'll reconsider after I get assaulted again and the cops do NOTHING again and then just downgrade it to menacing.  Well, they have to protect their stats and make the city look safer, otherwise they would be not not doing their jobs... Maybe then I'll consider going vigilante ala Jodie Foster in the seminal "this little lady has had enough" flick The Brave One.

So after careful consideration we decided on the next best thing, aside from getting a functioning police department that responds to victims, is this little baby: The Sabre Red Pepper Spray from Bud K. This ready-for-clutch-purse-carrying pepper spray not only helps you fight crime--it helps you fight breast cancer. And it's pink, the defining color of femininity. So when you blast this in your attacker's eyes he'll be aware of breast cancer all the way to the precinct until they release him on his own recognizance, because you were asking for it anyway. Is there anything you can't buy that doesn't support the fight against breast cancer? That's a rhetorical question, of course. Also available, Lipstick Stun Gun. It's the kiss of death, with style...

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