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Hey You Will Know It: Predictions for HYKI
New Segment: Bigot Babble feat. Hip, Hip, Hooray and Gyp
The Week in Jason Bateman: Bad Words Looks Bad
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Hey You Didn't Know It: No Tags, Will Shoplift
Legal HYKI: Nigerian Paymaster General
Listener Mail: Robots in Clothing

The Edible Fragrant Fireworks Conspiracy
Top New Year's Resolutions
Hogmanay, the Scottish New Year
Katie's 2013 Low and Highlights
Cinema Cinema Update
Jacquetta's 2013 MVP Man of the Year
Selfies from Space
Baby Camels for Sale
Ringing in the New Year with Car Theft
Radiant Orchid
Advice on Advice: A Crappy Party Co-Host

Grandma's Secret Christmas
Holiday Ghost Storytelling
Tales from der Campfire: A Christmas Ghost
Norad's Santa Tracker
Martha Stewart's Xmas Apps
It Almost Twasn't the Night Before Xmas
Keeping X in Xmas
Mistletoe: Dung on a Twig
The 12 Lads of Xmas
Archie Roosevelt's Tree
Festivus for the Rest of Us

Superfan Lorin G. graces us with her presence and a very tasteful bottle of wine for a very saucy HYKI indeed.
Unpopular Science: Again with the Flying Car
The Sarah Lawrence Griffin
Mustache Rally: Side Rally, Side
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An Imprudent Listener Email
Tales from der Campfire: Big Liz and Cropsy
Niche Online Dating Sites
Stockholm Homeless Accept Credit Cards