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Feb 2, 2014
Feb 2, 2014
41 min
Unpopular Science: Again with the Flying Car
Sue and Countersue
The Week in Bigots: Buggery and Vandalism
How to be a Ted Talker
Please Don't Euthenise Yourself
The Photosynthesis Bike
10 Signs Your Man is Gaslighting You
Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014
58 min
The Magic Castle
Doug Henning, Magician Politician
Criss Angel Greek Mind Freak
Davids Blaine and Copperfield
Harry "Wisconsin Wild Man" Houdini
Magicians who Bit the Bullet
Herren Siegfried and Roy
Jan 20, 2014
Jan 20, 2014
49 min
Penis News: A Serious Case of Dickflation
Listener Mail: How to Get More
Unpopular Tech: Again with the Glowing in the Dark
Tales from der Kampfire: Flesh Eating Water Nymphs
Co-Showering to Save Money
New Winter Olympic Sports
Reality TV Wrap-Up
Jan 12, 2014
Jan 12, 2014
47 min
The Bikram Brush Off
80's Workout Wear
Teen Steam
The Mystical Frog Tarot
30 First Steps
The 5 Dollar Bill Murray
Again with the Polyamory
Have You Seen Trapped in the Closet
How to Rock the Mic
Jan 6, 2014
Jan 6, 2014
56 min
12 Gauge Seed Blaster
There is Only DARPA
Google's Being Evil Already
Robot Barrista
Japanese Robot Babies
Swine Flu Robot
Tiny Death Robot Swarms
The Fit Me Robot
Monsieur, the Robot Bartender
The Pros and Cons of Robots
Are You Ready for the Sex Robot, Ladies
The LS3 Rough Terrain Robot
Dec 29, 2013
Dec 29, 2013
47 min
Penis News: Female Viagra Goes Limp
Bonus PN: A Cure for Hook Dick
Hey You Will Know It: Predictions for HYKI
New Segment: Bigot Babble feat. Hip, Hip, Hooray and Gyp
The Week in Jason Bateman: Bad Words Looks Bad
Advice on Advice: Dating Tips for the Fugly
Hey You Didn't Know It: No Tags, Will Shoplift
Legal HYKI: Nigerian Paymaster General
Listener Mail: Robots in Clothing
Dec 22, 2013
Dec 22, 2013
48 min
Top New Year's Resolutions
Hogmanay, the Scottish New Year
Katie's 2013 Low and Highlights
Cinema Cinema Update
Jacquetta's 2013 MVP Man of the Year
Selfies from Space
Baby Camels for Sale
Ringing in the New Year with Car Theft
Radiant Orchid
Advice on Advice: A Crappy Party Co-Host
Dec 16, 2013
Dec 16, 2013
Holiday Ghost Storytelling
Tales from der Campfire: A Christmas Ghost
Norad's Santa Tracker
Martha Stewart's Xmas Apps
It Almost Twasn't the Night Before Xmas
Keeping X in Xmas
Mistletoe: Dung on a Twig
The 12 Lads of Xmas
Archie Roosevelt's Tree
Festivus for the Rest of Us
Dec 8, 2013
Dec 8, 2013
48 min
Unpopular Science: Again with the Flying Car
The Sarah Lawrence Griffin
Mustache Rally: Side Rally, Side
Advice on Advice: Flaccidly Devoted to You
An Imprudent Listener Email
Tales from der Campfire: Big Liz and Cropsy
Niche Online Dating Sites
Stockholm Homeless Accept Credit Cards
Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013
45 min
HYKI commingles fact, fiction, syntax, and diction with special guest and attorney Greg Zenon.
A Dramatic Reading: A Few Good Men
Rocky on Broadway
Hey You Didn't Know It: Lawyers Behaving Badly
Katie's Kind of a Red Bull Moment
Satanic Pay Raises
Jacquetta Fails to Play the Lottery
Tales from der Campfire: The Haunted Handprint
The Attorney Paymaster
Legal Advice on Advice: Can Lawyers Use Groupon
Nov 23, 2013
Nov 23, 2013
52 min
The Week in Bateman: Jason Bateman, Two-fer
Mrs. Webb Exposed
Advice on Advice: How to Enact Revenge
Voting NYC-Style
Hey You Will Know It w/Marcy Currier: Bi-Curious Wife Advice
Death of an Unloved One
Penis News: 50 Shades of Red
Getting Advice from the Internet
Nov 17, 2013
Nov 17, 2013
49 min
- Black Thursday
- Katie and Jacquetta's Thanksgiving Plans
- Tales from Der Campfire: A Haunted Hump
- Beer News: Thanksgiving Flavas
- Wild Turkey Facts
- Hail Sarah Hale
- How to Deep Fry a Turkey
- Advice on Advice: Thanksgiving with a Cover Charge
- Bonus Advice: Stuffing Rebuffed
Nov 9, 2013
Nov 9, 2013
55 min
- Beer News: Lunar Brews from the Moon
- Advice on Advice: How to Floss Jig
- Hey You Didn't Know It: Don't Ghostbust on the Hush Hush
- Bonus Advice: Help, My Mom-in-Law is Poisoning Me
- Tales from Der Campfire: Long Legged Scissor Man
- Bonus Tales: Scary Selfies and the Wrong 'Rents
Nov 4, 2013
Nov 4, 2013
56 min
- Tales from der Campfire: Swedish Demons
- Carrot Dating App: A Tank of Gas for a Date
- Why Work Sucks
- Unpopular Science: Fecal Transplants for Weight Loss
- The Week in Jason Bateman: Jeremy Piven as Michael Bluth
- A Quick Jason Statham Update
- Advice on Advice: Too Close for Cubicle Comfort
- How to Spot Selfish Friends
- Bonus Tales from der Campfire: From the Mouths of Babes
Oct 27, 2013
Oct 27, 2013
59 min
The Holder in the End
The Week in Jason Bateman: Wife Nanny
What Can a Crucifix Do for Me
A Plug for Catherine Wing
Hey You Didn’t Know It: To Shred or not to Shred
Advice on Advice: Amish Carts before Horses
Unpopular Tech: Marks and Pills of the Beast
A Dramatic Reading: The Breakfast Club
Hey You Will Know It w/Marcy Currier
Found Cheesus Tweets Creepy Canada
Don’t Talk to the Animals
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Oct 21, 2013
Oct 21, 2013
58 min
- The Skin Talker of Candle Cove
- Almost Most Women Fear the Dark
- How HYKI Combats Fear
- Advice on Advice: Love-System Guide to Slutoween
- Race-y Costumes
- Chupacabra Demystified
- The Beast of Some French Town
- A Dramatic Reading: Mommy Dearest
- The Pope Lick Monster
- 4 Truly True Scary Halloween Facts
- Pig Hunt from the Ukraine
- Happy Halloween 2013!!
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Oct 13, 2013
Oct 13, 2013
47 min
Beer News: Auto-Brewery Syndrome
Unpopular Science: Must Love Dog Technology
Jacquetta is Bat Girl
Penis News: Promising Methods of Male Birth Control
Advice on Advice: Should I Tell My Wife I’m Gay
The Week in Jason Bateman: A Director Speaks
A Profile of E. Jean
Private Space Travel Alert
Hey You Didn’t Know It: Have Gun Will Shoot
Again with Our Robot Overlords
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Oct 6, 2013
Oct 6, 2013
57 min
Hey You Didn't Know It: Snacking Must be Easy
Tales from der Kampfire: Coitus Interruptus Demonus
Beer news: Hello Kitty Brew
Unpopular Science: Temp Tatts for Monitoring Temps
The Week in Bateman: He Works Hard for the Money
Discount Celebrity: Rene Zellweger vs. Joey Lauren Adams
Advice on Advice: Marcy Currier on 3rd Party Secrets
Listener Email: Pat Pt. Deux
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Sep 29, 2013
Sep 29, 2013
54 min
A Cool Cat with Kitty Grills
Listener Email: Hot Skinheads Redeemed
Jesus Interrupted
Tales from Der Kampfire: Funayurei, Japanese Boat Ghosts
Bonus Tales: Lady Lanier in Black
The Week in Jason Bateman: Sometimes Mistaken for Justin Bateman
Accidentally Rude Logos
Penis News: Getting Glade
Jacquetta Spots the Google Mapmobile
Unpopular Science: Cows Can Now Milk Themselves
The Lobstapocalypse
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Sep 22, 2013
Sep 22, 2013
43 min
Unpopular Science: A Hot Ghost Chili Grenade
Dramatic Reading: The Real Jurassic Park
Baby DJ School: Hoax or Just Brooklyn
Listener Mail: Chill Questions Jacquetta ‘Mericaness
Penis News Update: Testicle Eating Fish
Sad Chicken Noodle Soup in a K-Cup
Tales from der Kampfire: The Mangy Maine Monstah
Hey You Didn’t Know It: Donuts Make you Fat
Again with the Jersey Devil
The Week in Jason Bateman: Bad Words Directorial Debut
Beer News: Biking and Boozing
Mention of a Tweet from Special Agent Jackson
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Sep 16, 2013
Sep 16, 2013
1 hr 4 min
- Protesters for Hire
- Listener Mail Extraordinaire: Patricia Delivers
- Advice on Advice: Hax Hacks Back at Wack Spousal Flack
- Tales from Der Kampfire: The Umi Bozu, a Japanese Sea Monster
- The Week in Jason Bateman: The Allegedly Arrested Development Film
- Come and Knock on Our Door
- Plug: Lauren Maul’s Sex Pizza
- Bonus Advice: How to Get Your Old Dude to Like You Yet Again
- Thinking Back to the Future
- Don’t Wear a Dickie
- Katie and Jacquetta Discover Mens’ Feelings
- Going to New Places (wink wink)
- Once-You-Get-Him-Back Tips
- Not as Soft as I Thought it Would Be
- Telling Someone Else’s Tale
- Enough with Sleeping with the Enemy
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Sep 8, 2013
Sep 8, 2013
57 min
· Dramatic Reading: Rambo First Blood part Deux
· Discount Celebrity: Glenn Howerton Vs. Will Arnett
· The Week in Bateman: Vintage Jason Bateman-It's Your Move
· Public Nudity Update: Nude Filled Fringe Theatre
· Simulated Sex on the First Date
· Advice on Advice: E. Jean on Making Average Work
· Hey You Didn't Know It: New HoJo Palace in Riverdale
· Tales from Der Kampfire: Summoning Lennon's Spirit
· An Old Chestnut: Got Marriage Tips?
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Sep 2, 2013
Sep 2, 2013
52 min
- The Week in Bateman: Jason Bateman Helps a Sister Out
- A Second Look at Dangerfield's Back to School
- Advice on Advice: Dating Don'ts for Freshman
- Peeing at the Copa, Copa Cabana
- Tales from Der Kampfire: Japanese School Ghost Stories, More Male Ouija Action, New Teacher's Haunted Class
- Banned at School: Holding Hands, Uggs, BFFS, and More
- Katie and Jacquetta's Fondest School Memories
Aug 25, 2013
Aug 25, 2013
41 min
- Advice on Advice: How to Get Laid on Your Birthday
- Bonus Advice: When Celebrations Collide
- Tales from Der Kampfire: Waffles' Unforgettable Birthday
- The Most Craptastic Birthday Ever
- Jacquetta's Worst Birthday: Why Lick a Cake?
- Katie's Not-So-Sweet Sixteen
- Coca Cola Clothing
- C-Notes for All
- HYKI: The Gift that Keeps on Giving
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Aug 19, 2013
Aug 19, 2013
49 min
- Olympic Pole Dancing Hopefuls
- Flowers Still in the Attic
- Run with the Bulls USA Tour
- New iTunes Review
- Listener Mail
- Blurred Lines - Kinda Date Rape-y
- Advice on Advice: How to Chit Chat
- One Drink Too Many
- Unpopular Tech: Our Robot Has Been Slimed
- He Wants Half
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Aug 11, 2013
Aug 11, 2013
52 min
We have Marcy Currier, HYKI resident intuitive back in the studio! Together we delve into:
- Our Psychic Visit
- It's a Family Affair
- The Pros and Cons: Paracon, Fairy-Con and Comicon
- The Ghost that Couldn't Wait
- Tarot Advice: Career Advice for Martha, Love Advice for the Word Whore
- Just Say Hell No
- Love and Biscuits
- A Freebie for the Man Who Gave Up his Dylan Ticket
About Our Guest
Marcy Currier is a visual artist, tarot reader (certified by the Tarot Certification Board of America), reiki master, and professional intuitive consultant. She has been employed by the Omega Institute for Holistic Studies since 2007, where she teaches a variety of workshops. Her work is infused with humor, imagination, and a sense of adventure. Mention HYKI if you contact her and Marcy will give you a 20 minute reading for $20.
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Aug 4, 2013
Aug 4, 2013
53 min
- A Dramatic Reading of Sharknado
- The Week in Bateman: Jason Bateman v.s The Atlantic
- Tales from Der Kampfire: Ghost Face Killer Whales and Pet Spirits
- Hostile Haunts Investigator Gets Hostile
- Beating Anger into Submission with BAAM
- Unpopular Science: A Robot that Blows Chunks
- Listener Mail: The Word Whore's Hot Tub DNA
- Barry Diller Update
- The Unedited Dramatic Reading of Sharknado
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Jul 28, 2013
Jul 28, 2013
46 min
- No Limp Dicking
- The Figure 8 Tour Method
- Cinema Cinema Tarot by Marcy Currier
- 50 Ft. Queenie and Dromedary Records
- Run Lady Abortion, Run
- DIY til they DIE
- Advice on Advice: How to be a Cool Band
- Concert Updates
- GWAR and ICP 4 Ever
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Jul 20, 2013
Jul 20, 2013
43 min
- Advice on Advice: Ain't Nobody Love Me Better
- Bonus Advice: How to Survive in the Big House
- Tales from der Kampfire: Attacked in Sleep
- Reaity TV Roundup: Follow Up on Million Second Quiz
- Listener Mail: Immortals and Ouija for Boys
- Discount Celebrity: Fox, Bateman, O'Connell
- Hey You Didn't Know It: There's a Missile in my Sugar
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Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP
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Jul 15, 2013
Jul 15, 2013
This is an emergency podcast recorded from parts far flung and unknown, so please excuse any fluctuations away from the usual HYKI sound. We'll be back in the studio next week.
- The Week In Bateman: For Your Consideration
- Listener Mail & iTunes Review
- Reality TV Roundup: Preachers of L.A.
- RTR Bonus: Just Deal with Howie Mandel
- Tales from der Kampfire: Super Scary Sleepover
- A Brief Personal History of the Ouija Board
- Advice on Advice: How To Say No to a Date (for ladies)
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Intro/Outro music by Cinema Cinema "Four Alarm" from the Viva!! EP