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Comedians Katie Kazimir and Jacquetta Szathmari tell you how it is or how it should be
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Monday May 30, 2011
Monday May 30, 2011
In our last episode, one of our listeners asked us to help define the distinction between ghetto and white trash. And while we're at it, what about, guidos and red necks? We can't ignore them either. So we developed a handy spreadsheet for you to use as a guide. If you want to know what category you fall into, know that if your lifestyle reflects 14 out of the 20 variables presented, you belong to that happy group! So get to it, y'all!
| Variable | Ghetto | White Trash | Red Neck | Guido |
| Geography | urban | suburban/rural/urban | rural | urban/suburban |
| Race | all | white | white | all |
| Taste in Music | rap | rap/country (happy songs) | country (sad songs) | cheesy dance |
| Usage of Crystal Meth | no | yes | yes | no |
| Gold Jewelry | yes | yes | no | yes |
| Cash Flow | high to low | high to low | high to low | high to low |
| Dress Code | hip hop/tank tops | hip hop/tank tops | tank tops/flannel shirts | tanks tops/no tops |
| Smoke Menthol Cigarettes | yes | yes | yes | yes |
| Wear a Hair Piece | yes | yes | no | yes |
| Threatened by Tornadoes | no | yes | yes | no |
| Gun Ownership | yes | yes | yes | no |
| Wife Beater (as in, not a tank top) | yes | yes | yes | yes |
| Penciled-in/Over-plucked Eyebrows | yes | yes | no | yes |
| Owning rims | yes | no | no | yes |
| Being Paris Hilton | no | yes | no | no |
| Loud in Public | yes | yes | yes | yes |
| All Repairs Done with Duct Tape | no | yes | yes | no, you got a guy |
| Willingness to Get into a Fist Fight | yes | yes | yes | yes |
| Use of the Word: Y'all | yes | yes | yes | yes |
| BBQ on Front Lawn | no | yes | yes | yes |
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