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May 3, 2011 @ 10:14 pm

More Advice on Advice: Matters of the Heart, and Genitals


Episode 7 left us pondering: How can you tell if a woman will cheat? Ian Kerner, sex counselor and author knows the “signs” of a cheater for sure.  Well, maybe.  Kerner, offers broad generalizations, err, “signs”, such as: Sign #5—She shows less tolerance of her partner’s friends and family. Did he ever consider that these people may just be duds, and getting annoyed with them is a normal reaction?  One can’t be expected to gush with thanks every time the mother-in-law demonstrates the “right” way to load the dishwasher. And when Cousin Lois reminds everyone only the believers will be saved, come Judgment Day.  Or to giggle behind her hand like a geisha at her husband’s stale recitation of yet another SNL catchphrase.  No, she will not “touch your monkey”. It’s too big of leap to assume a woman is looking for some fresh wiener when she’s just trying to let you know how displeased she feels about serving nachos to your NASCAR buddies who come over and sweat into her couch every weekend. And the article notes while there are no hard statistics, female infidelity is on the rise. If there are no statistics, how do they know this? Is “making it up” now part of the scientific method? It’s also cited that women who make over $75,000 are 1.5 times more likely to cheat than those who make under $30,000.  Since only 2% of working women make over $75,000, everyone can relax.  That’s not a lot of women. And to the reader who asks, “Will I cheat if I make $50,000 a year?”  The answer is, if you’re up for a raise, you may be .75 times more likely to think about it.  Sound fair?  I made it up.

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