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Comedians Katie Kazimir and Jacquetta Szathmari tell you how it is or how it should be
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Aug 31, 2014
Aug 31, 2014
51 min
- Worst Fast Food Restaurants
- #AdviceOnAdvice: From Bette Davis' Column
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: An Ancient Ghost Story
- HYDKI: Ebola Kills
- #PenisNews: Chubby Ex-Chequer
- Discount Celebrity: Kiefer Sutherland vs. Steven Dorff
- An App for Millionaires
- Bare: Psychotherapy Stripped
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Intro/Outro by Cinema Cinema "Cycles and Territories" and "Lady Abortion" from Manic Children and the Slow Aggression.
Aug 24, 2014
Aug 24, 2014
47 min
- A Dramatic Reading: 16 Candles
- Birthday Quotes
- Oprah's SoulCycle Party
- The History of the Birthday
- Birthday Superstitions
- How to Make Wine in a Week
- How to Make Pruno aka Prison Wine
- Baby Teeth Jewelry
- Happy Half Birthday
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: A Haunted British Cabinet
- Mad Props and the Future of HYKI
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Intro/Outro by Cinema Cinema "Cycles and Territories" and "Lady Abortion" from Manic Children and the Slow Aggression.
Aug 17, 2014
Aug 17, 2014
52 min
- Just Say No
- Unpopular Science: Cool Sculpting
- Drink Wine and Keep Your Waistline
- Facebook Pops the Question
- Lying on eHarmony
- HYDKI: Aliens in Katie and Jacquetta's Midst
- #PenisNews: Ancient Dick Pic
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: Possible Almost Ghost Booty
- A Dramatic Reading: The Princess Bride
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Intro/Outro by Cinema Cinema "Cycles and Territories" and "Lady Abortion" from Manic Children and the Slow Aggression.
Aug 10, 2014
Aug 10, 2014
47 min
- Buyers Dying to Inhabit Haunted Homes
- HYDKI: People Hate Paltry Paltrow
- #AdviceOnAdvice: How to Deal with Nosy Coworkers
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: Terror from the Toilet
- #PenisNews: The Quicker Pricker Upper
- Bonus Science: Fart App that Doesn't Blow
- HYDKI: Wal-Mart Law
- Bonus Advice: B Jean
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Intro/Outro by Cinema Cinema "Cycles and Territories" and "Lady Abortion" from Manic Children and the Slow Aggression.
Aug 3, 2014
Aug 3, 2014
49 min
- #AdviceOnAdvice: The Eagle Flies with the Dove
- #PenisNews: Dick Fitness Devices
- The Future Ex Mrs. Malcolm, I Presume
- New Xtreme Sports: Wingsuit Flying, Volcano Surfing, Subway Relay
- Plug for Bare: Psychotherapy Stripped
- HYDKI: Drunk Man Falls Off Cliff, Blames Friends
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: A Shadow Visitor
- Stop, Paris Time
- The Week in Bateman: Jason Bateman Takedown of FBI Farce
- Unpopular Science: Self-Healing Bacteria Laden Concrete
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Intro/Outro by Cinema Cinema "Cycles and Territories" and "Lady Abortion" from Manic Children and the Slow Aggression.
Jul 27, 2014
Jul 27, 2014
55 min
- A Wine and #PenisNews Pairing
- #AdviceOnAdvice: How The Other Half Gives
- Are You Snacking?
- Reality Roundup: It Takes a Church, Marriage at 1st Site, And Dating Naked
- Cinema Cinema: Notes from the Mosh Pit
- ABC Gotham Pub Quiz 8/17 in NYC
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: Angels in American TV
- Unpopular Science: Jibo, the Robot
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Intro/Outro by Cinema Cinema "Cycles and Territories" and "Lady Abortion" from Manic Children and the Slow Aggression.
Jul 20, 2014
Jul 20, 2014
49 min
- Misdirection Most Foul
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: The Malevolent Ghost
- Unpopular Tech: Intimacy 2.0
- Beer Vs. Wine
- How to Share Friends After the Divorce
- Hey You WIll Know It w/Marcy Currier: I Want My 3 Dollars
- How to Win Friends and Influence Sheeple
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Jul 13, 2014
Jul 13, 2014
56 min
- Listener Robot Mail: Obama Does the Robot
- Rat Robot on Robot Love
- Campaign to Stop Killer Robots Update
- Darpa Defines Human Morality
- Robot Bankers for the 99%
- Top 10 Jobs for Robots
- Sexbot, Sexbot, You're My Sexbot
- Gas Pumping Robot
- A Robot That Can Outrun
- Google Maids
- Sunglasses You Can't Lose
- Nasa's Spider-Chimp Robot Abomination
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Jul 6, 2014
Jul 6, 2014
47 min
Our Guests
Jacqueline Simon Gunn, Psy.D. is a Clinical Psychologist in private practice in Manhattan, a freelance writer and author. She is the former Psychology Internship Training Director and Clinical Supervisor of The Karen Horney Clinic. Gunn is bold and irreverent in her storytelling - she likes to 'tell it like it is.' Using wit and guts in straight-forward narrative style, Gunn's writing shows her readers that fact-is-stranger-than-fiction. And she hopes by baring truths her readers may find some inspiration along the way.
Carlo DeCarlo grew up in New Jersey--a writer and performer at heart, and a TV and movie watcher by practice. He spent years toiling away first in public relations, then in publishing, knocking his head against brick walls. Though Carlo was sure his latest book, BARE, written with Dr. Jacqueline Simon Gunn, would be a fun adventure into the mind of a therapist--and to this day he swears it is--for him, writing the book turned into an unexpected emotional catharsis.
In fact, several times during the writing of the book, he was found curled up under his desk counting dust bunnies. Fortunately, we got him in treatment, and now he's back to counting dust bunnies from his chair like everyone else. We've assured him that BARE readers will not suffer the same reaction. When Carlo's not cataloging his floor hares, he's writing screenplays and developing TV pilots. The latest is based on one of the cases in BARE. He's also working on a fantasy novel titled DOG STAR CALLING.
In fact, several times during the writing of the book, he was found curled up under his desk counting dust bunnies. Fortunately, we got him in treatment, and now he's back to counting dust bunnies from his chair like everyone else. We've assured him that BARE readers will not suffer the same reaction. When Carlo's not cataloging his floor hares, he's writing screenplays and developing TV pilots. The latest is based on one of the cases in BARE. He's also working on a fantasy novel titled DOG STAR CALLING.
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Jun 29, 2014
Jun 29, 2014
46 min
- #AdviceOnAdvice: Without Wendy
- Women to Women Networking
- #PenisNews: Man Uses Fake Penis for Drug Test
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: Something in My Room
- Upskirt Update
- Ms. Webb Gives Up
- Unpopular Science: Foam-Spitting Flying 3D Printer
- A Cure for Dad Dancing
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Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014
49 min
- Reality Roundup: Tori's Meta Show
- The Week in Jason Bateman: Finally Family Fang
- #AdviceOnAdvice: How to be Sexy as Hell
- The Djinn is In
- Bonus Advice: While the Cat's Away
- #PenisNews: Penis-Shaped Park
- Anxiety Causes Upskirt Madness
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: The Krasue
- #BeerNews: Why Beer Rocks
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Jun 15, 2014
Jun 15, 2014
54 min
- #PenisNews: He's No Chicken
- The Week in Jason Bateman: Billy on Bateman
- Weddings Cost Guests a Mint
- #AdviceOnAdvice: A Triple Dicker Fuss
- Restaurants for Women
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: Cherufe is on Fire
- Listener Email: Two-Sentence Tales of Terror
- Hey You Didn't Know It: 100s of Channels Nothing to Watch
- Legal HYKI: What is blue?
- Vibrams Fail to Resonate with the Law
- Stoning for Adultery
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Jun 8, 2014
Jun 8, 2014
47 min
- The Week in Jason Bateman: Bateman Goes to SXSW
- Unlimited Coffee App
- Listener Mail: A Special Agent GAAAAH
- Squashing Infidelity on Eight Legs
- Unpopular Science: Nasa's New Suit
- Hey You Didn't Know It: Germs Love Open Offices
- Not so Hot for Student
- #PenisNews: I Let a Bee Sting My Johnson for Science
- #AdviceOnAdvice: A May-September Affair
- Bonus Advice: Baby Name Shame Game
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Jun 1, 2014
Jun 1, 2014
55 min
- From the Navajo Nation: Skin Walkers
- Popcorn and a Tale: It Likes My Singing
- From the UK: Screaming Skulls
- From the Net: A Haunted Spanish Rock Rehearsal
- From West Africa: The Adze
- From Meow Meow Butts: Don't Open the Door
- From the USA: Demonic Tattering
- From Mom's Day Prepper: Bad Drunk Santa
- Klanwolves vs. Terrasharks
- Peeping Roma
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May 25, 2014
May 25, 2014
55 min
- The Reductress Relaunch
- Beyonce Schmeyonce
- Katie's Paper Stacking Tips
- Thrive, Damn You
- #PenisNews: Mo' Dick, Mo' Problems
- #AdviceOnAdvice: Quality vs. Quantity
- Palcohol and the Wine Bra
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: Another Cabin in the Woods
- Hey You Didn't Know It: Rolex Stashed in Snatch
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May 18, 2014
May 18, 2014
43 min
The Week in Bigots: Of Irish Goodbyes and Peanut Galleries
#TalesFromDer Campfire: Black Annis' Bower
#PenisNews: Neo-Nazis Disgraced by Dick Cake
#AdviceOnAdvice: I cheated, He died, I'm Preggers
Bonus Advice: My Man or My Dog
Beer News: Beer Jelly Bellys
Legal HYKI: Super Judge Saves the Day
Unpopular Science: Tiny Robot Surgeon
Bonus Unpopular Science: Eye Scans School ID
#TalesFromDer Campfire: Lincoln's Ghost
#TalesFromDer Campfire: Black Annis' Bower
#PenisNews: Neo-Nazis Disgraced by Dick Cake
#AdviceOnAdvice: I cheated, He died, I'm Preggers
Bonus Advice: My Man or My Dog
Beer News: Beer Jelly Bellys
Legal HYKI: Super Judge Saves the Day
Unpopular Science: Tiny Robot Surgeon
Bonus Unpopular Science: Eye Scans School ID
#TalesFromDer Campfire: Lincoln's Ghost
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May 11, 2014
May 11, 2014
47 min
- A Band Abroad
- Of Super Storms and Sweatpants
- Parts Unknown Brooklyn
- New Album: A Night at the Fights
- How to Clear a Room
- Do Quit Your Day Job
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May 4, 2014
May 4, 2014
49 min
- Listener Mail: The Festival of the Steel Phallus
- #PenisNews: Napoleon's Bone-a-part
- #AdviceOnAdvice: Small Town Two Timers
- The Million Second Quiz Update
- How to be a Man
- Make Your Present Felt
- The Week in Jason Bateman: Bateman Does BookCon
- Cinema Cinema Plug
- #TalesFromDer Campfire: The Bell Witch
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Apr 27, 2014
Apr 27, 2014
47 min
We are thrilled ot have Chrissie Mayr in the HYKI studio to talk about her comedy and to chime in on:
- #PenisNews: A Staff for Staffing
- Unpopular Science: Darpa's Disappearing Battery
- #AdviceOnAdvice: How to be Homecoming King
- 13 (or so) Things Bad Boyfriends Say
- Unpopular Science: Revive and Restore with Pliocene Park
Chrissie Mayr
Chrissie performs at many NYC comedy clubs but her favorites are The Stand and The Laughing Devil Comedy Club in Long Island City. She hosts a monthly show at the legendary Stonewall Inn called “Comedy at Stonewall”. She recently wrote, produced, directed and acted in SquirrelCode, a web series parody of MTV’s hit show GirlCode.Chrissie is featured in the Eater.com web series, “We Love Food”.
TV Credits include The Wendy Williams Show, What Not To Wear and The Travel Channel. She appeared at the 2013 Laughing Skull Comedy Festival in Atlanta as well as the Cape Fear and Women In Comedy Festivals. She wrote and performed in her One-Woman Show “Hope” which enjoyed a 5-week run at the Magnet Theater during 2009-2010.
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Apr 20, 2014
Apr 20, 2014
47 min
- The Week In Bateman: Jason Bateman Narrates Brickumentary
- Hey You Didn't Know It: Sitting all Damn Day, Still Bad
- #PenisNews: Cox Against Dicks at Bat
- Listener Mail: Oregon Attack Cat Gets Therapy
- Unpopular Science: Robot Private Dancer
- #AdviceOnAdvice: Stalked on Social Media
- #TalesFromDer Kampfire: The Mountain of the Dead
- Legal Hey You Know It: Hooker Lawyer Busted for Moonlighting
- Listener Tweet: Bonus Bateman
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Apr 13, 2014
Apr 13, 2014
56 min
- Pagan Eastre
- Binking Bunnies
- The History of the Easter Egg
- #TalesFromDer Kampfire: The Bunny Man of Guinea Road
- Jimmy Carter and the Killer Rabbit
- NYC Egg Hunt
- Easter Horror Films
- #AdviceOnAdvice How to Squeeze the Joy out of Easter
- The #HYKI Donut
- Cinema Cinema Tours with Black Flag
- Festival of the Offensive Plug
- Bonus #AdviceOnAdvice: How to Come out of the Broom Closet
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Apr 6, 2014
Apr 6, 2014
54 min
HYKI is thrilled to be in the studio with Frank Angelini, Artistic Director of the Queens Secret Improv. He's giving us a dude's Advice on Advice on Advice including:
- How to Win Her Back
- How to Catch Man aka Tits Out
- The Fam Loves my Lush Ex BF
- Control!
- Derek Cajun's Love System Deconstructed
- SpeedPeepers.com
- Elder Wisdom Circle: Love on Schedule
Our Guest
Frank Angelini is a Queens native and has been improvising since 2007. Frank is currently the Artistic Director of The Queen's Secret Improv Club, which currently has shows Wednesday through Sunday nights at The Secret Theatre in Long Island City.FB Page: The Queen's Secret Improv ClubWebsite: http://queens-secret.comFrank's Tumblr: http://qsickofmyself.tumblr.com/Frank's Twitter: @FrankE_Skittles
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Mar 30, 2014
Mar 30, 2014
47 min
- More Niche Dating Sites
- Sent from My iPhone
- Unpopular Science: Robot Advice on Advice
- Tales from Der Campfire: Santa's Evil Helper
- #PenisNews: Draw a Phallus On It
- Advice on Advice: Please Don't Stumble Bum It
- What Not to Eat Before a Hot Date
- The Week In Bigots: Hooligans
- 3 Parent Pregnancies
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Mar 23, 2014
Mar 23, 2014
51 min
Tales from Der Campfire: Shadow Creatures
Selfies Cause Lice
- #PenisNews: Wife Bobbits Husband, Again
- 10 Beer Functions
- Girl Scout Cookie Wine Pairing
- Listener Mail: Judge Facebooks Litigant
- Unpopular Science: Discreet Humanoid Robots
- Advice on Advice: Wife Prefers Drunk Love
- Imminent Clown Shortage
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Mar 16, 2014
Mar 16, 2014
1 hr 3 min
- Hoboken's Dueling Lepre-CONs
- Tale from der Campfire: Nude Imps and the Dearg Due
- The Bad Luck of the Irish
- An Unacceptable Fish Slapping Incident
- 7 Ways to Make You Own Luck
- 10 Irish Inventions
- Irish Guys are the Best Men in Europe
- How to Get Lucky
- Advice for the Unlucky Man
- Apps to Help You Get Lucky
- Katie's Blind Date
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Mar 9, 2014
Mar 9, 2014
49 min
- Dramatic Reading: Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
- The Roman Calendar
- Poor Brutus
- Beware the Ides of March
- John Wilkes Booth and John Booth Wilkes
- Advice on Advice: Husband Marries Step Daughter
- Bonus Advice: Husband Knocks Up Sister-in-Law
- Just Swab It
- Tales from der Campfire: Pliny The Elder's Basilisk
- Lorin G Gives Us the Gaslight
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Mar 2, 2014
Mar 2, 2014
52 min
- All About Lent
- How to Give up the Booty
- Mardi Gras' Throwing Muses
- #HotJesus
- Hey You Will Know it w/Marcy Currier
- Listener Email: Wing it On
- Unpopular Science: Smellable Ringtones and Remote Controlled Cargo Ships
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Feb 23, 2014
Feb 23, 2014
45 min
- A Brief History of the Oscars
- Oscar Snubs
- Oscar Facts, Do's, and Don'ts
- The Oscar Side-Piece Curse
- Own Your Bad with the Razzies
- Don't Touch My Oscar
- Poking a Bear
- How to Win and Oscar
- Oscar Tipples
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Intro/Outro by Cinema Cinema "Cycles and Territories" and "Lady Abortion" from Manic Children and the Slow Aggression.
Feb 15, 2014
Feb 15, 2014
56 min
- Public Nudity: Bikini Barristas and Java Juggs
- Listener Mail: HYKI Fan Puts a Ring on It
- The Garment that Wants to Impersonate the Thong
- Titanic-Killing Glacier Strikes Again
- Hey You Didn't Know It: Crocodile Attack Feared Successful
- Blame Obama
- Unpopular Technology: South Korea's Robot Land
- Robot Whiskers
- The Pope's Whack-a-Flock feat. Marcy Currier
- The Week in Jason Bateman: Even More Horrible Bosses
- Part-Time Love.com
- Advice on Advice: From the Elders
Our Guest: Catherine Wing
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Feb 10, 2014
Feb 10, 2014
50 min
- How to Sleep Your Way to the Middle
- Love Advice from and (NBA) Playa
- How to Stop Cougar Attacks
- Dealing with the Fade
- How to Meet a Baller
- She Left Me Over a Fruit Fly
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