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Luke Ward, hand model and sitcom revivalist writer for To Be Continued..., joins HYKI in the studio to weigh in on:

• Extreme Nail Biting
• Vampires: The Need to Feed
• Advice on Advice: That Darn Mrs. Web
• Small Wonder, Night Court, and an All Black "Friends"
• To Be Continued
• Freaky Ass Dave Coulier
• Larry From Three's Company
• Dance Mom's
• Bear Gryll's Enema
• San Fran's Nude Ban
• y mucho mas

Please enjoy!

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

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More about our guest

When reruns don't cut it, there's To Be Continued... Each month the TBC Players put on a brand new episode of a classic sitcom, written just for you. Not a lost episode, not a script lying around the writer's room, but a completely original take on your favorite shows. More than just fan fiction, To Be Continued...brings you back to TV when changing the channel meant getting up and turning the knob. So show us that smile one more time, move on up to the East Side, and come to the show where everybody still knows your name. Twitter- @2BContinuedShow

HYKI welcomed hardcore standup comic Asie Mohtarez into our midtown studio rental to talk about pretty much everything under the sun including:

• The NYC Comedy Scene
• Her Past, Present and Future
• TWIB (The Week In Bateman): More gay quotes
• How to Get a Kiss from Tom Selleck (again!)
• Celebrity Discount: Josh Radner vs. Jason Biggs
• HYDKI (Hey you didn't know it): Hey Greece, lenders want collateral...
• Advice on Advice: How to Deal with Customer Service
• Headscarf Brawl at Rye Playland
• Would you date a redhead?
• y mucho mas
• Please enjoy

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

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Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook.

We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

Asie Mohtarez is an Iranian-American comedian living and performing in New York City.  She began studying improv and acting after several failed attempts at fulfilling her immigrant parents' American dreams of her becoming a doctor-lawyer-engineer. You can find Miss Mohtarez performing stand-up around the city at Comix, Comic Strip Live, Broadway Comedy Club and The New York Comedy Club. She's been featured on CNN, the Boston Women's Comedy Festival, Glamour, Time Out NY and NY Magazine and blogs regularly asie.tumblr.com. Twitter- @AwesomeAsie.

The Virgin Lambright

We spent time in the studio with virgin, Alexis Lambright talking about all things virginal including: "The Alexis Lambright Tell-A-Thon: Combating Adult Virginity" at the Magnet Theater (Fri. 9/23, 7pm).

In our little chat we touch on these salacious topics:

• The Virginity Myth
• Technical Virginity
• Hymens
• Sexy Advice on Advice
• The Matter of Size
• Steven Hawking
• A Nun's Habit
• How Not to Give it Away
• y mucho mas

Please enjoy.

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

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Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook.

We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

Alexis Lambright is an Ohio-born actor/improviser living in Brooklyn.  Alexis has studied and performed improv at the Magnet Theater and the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. She is the creator of the one-woman show "The Alexis Lambright Tell-A-Thon: Combating Adult Virginity" and she also performs with FUNKLE TODD, and all-female improv group. Follow her on Twitter @AlexisLambright or friend her on the Book of Face.

See, what you need to do is...

• Ladies' Choice: How to Negotiate when Buying a Car (Dr. Phil)
• Lockdown Love: Waiting for a Man in the Clink (Anon)
• Take my Son, Please: Boarding a Neighbor's Kid (Mrs. Web)
• The Dead Beat Club: Cutting off a Sister (Ask Amy)
• This Charming Man: Dealing with His Schlongy Friend (Mrs. Web)

Please Enjoy

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

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Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook.

We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

Huzzah, HYKI Gets Medieval on your Hindparts

• A great debate on the merits of the Maryland and Tuxedo, NY Renn Faires
• Discount Celebrities: Rosario "Big Mouth" Dawson vs. Zoe " black Salt" Soldana
• TWIB (The Week In Bateman): Jason Bateman is no Scott Baio
• HYDKI: Girls Gone Wild founder in hot co-ed water
• Advice on Advice: How to "Deal" with Lawyers in your Co-op
• Diamonds at Costco
• some surprising intra-segment music
• an "Easter egg"
• y mucho mas

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

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Send listener mail to heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook.

We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

On August 30th, 2011 HYKI Turned 1!

In honor of one whole year on the planet we bring you the birthday show.

• Birthday Advice on Advice
• Full-Priced Celebrity Birthdays
• A 40K Bday party for a one year old...in Staten Island
• How we like to celebrate our respective birthdays
• Many, many thanks to all

Please enjoy.

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

Get in Touch with HYKI

Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+.

Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

Back on the scene, both crispy and clean.

And, we're back. Just in time for lunch.

Snack on this:

• TWIB: (the week in bateman) Find out what "decent" actor Jason Bateman is up to this week.
• Advice on Advice: We critique some horrid advice on how to deal with cheap ass in-laws.
• Discount Celebrity: Tom Green vs. Jamie Kennedy (shouldn't they be free?).
• HYDKI (hey you didn't know it): A man tries to buy illegal drugs online and gets ripped off. Who knew?
• Listener feedback: Two iTunes reviews and one gripe
• Hunger strikes. What's the deal?
• Native American paybacks. Get sovereign with it.
• and much, much more...

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

Get in Touch with HYKI

Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+.

Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

Now Weekly and with 15 Pieces of Flair

• This Week in Bateman: a new quote about gay people because he just won't quit
• Advice on Advice: How to Make Friends, but not really
• HYDKI (hey, you didn't know it): Exiting Workers are More Disgruntled
• Discount Celebrity: Jason Statham vs. Daniel Craig. We think Craig is seriously biting on his style with Cowboys & Aliens

But wait there's more!

• Is the military teaching cockroaches to dance?
• Flash mobs- how they started and how they went ballistic in Philly
• 50 people get nude for 1 minute on Wall Street and they call it art
• Filthy money that smells like, well, you know...
• listener mail
• transitional music

Intro/Out music: Four Alarm from the Viva!! EP by Cinema Cinema

Get in Touch with HYKI

Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+.

Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

Coming to you weekly, as promised!

• Jason Bateman declares that by definition "gay is smart"
• good editing skills are the best cure for narcissism
• Kevin (de)Kline is almost twice the actorman as Hank "Gargamel" Azaria
• you just can't run like a banshee
• modern toilets are as good as they ought to get
• yet another animal escaped a NYC zoo
• the new debt deal does NOT matter
• and much, much more

Get in Touch with HYKI

Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+.

Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! We will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

Oy, we made it. HYKI is back and we promise never to leave you at the off ramp like that again. HKYI has gone DIY. Sisters are doing it digitally for themselves and we'll be bringing you a new episodes each and every week. Bear and learn with us as we navigate the tricky e-waters of home podcasting. But what we may lack in tech savvy we will make up for with sheer rapier wit-and we learn fast. So without further ado we bring you our twelfth episode featuring 2 new segments: The Week in Bateman: Updates on the actor we love to support, but whom we don't actually love or find sexually attractive. Hey, you DIDN"T know it: Reportage on oblivious people living among us. And off course, we have these old chestnuts: Advice on Advice & Discount Celebrity Corner Please hit us with listener mail at heyyouknowit@gmail.com, follow us on twitter/heyyouknowit and find us on facebook soon before we decamp for google+. Also we have yet to get another review on iTunes... Hook a podcast up! Following the lead of The Black Guy Who Tips, we will read any 5 star reviews regardless of content. So, please review us on iTunes.

We take things back to 1967 and kick it old school. In the meantime we discuss the wide wide world of hate, peace in the Middle East (ha) the gay 90s, trucker etiquette, rentafriend.com, the executive elevator, Kentucky's Ark Park, listener mail, the discount Thor movie, Richard Greico vs. you know who, James Spader vs. Peter Sarsgaard, the one reason a man should do Yoga, how to find your purpose in 20 minutes, advice on advice and a whole lot more. Please enjoy.

If you like what you hear, please email us at heyyouknowit@gmail.com Find us on twitter @heyyouknowit or facebook

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If you like what you hear, please email us at heyyouknowit@gmail.com Find us on twitter @heyyouknowit or facebook

Please leave us a review on Itunes

The results are in on the "Actor with the Best Yell Poll, inspirational drag queens like Shangela Laquifah Wadley, how to look thinner using pinstripes, architectural features and a loud voice, curing hoarding with kerosene and a match, Katie's broke-ass childhood summer games, Jacquetta - theatre school drop out, street whisperers, bachelorette party time machine, dropping trou, a thriller themed male review, The Rock vs Vin Diesel, and a lot more.

A fake "Vogue" almost fools the HYKI crew, cats for Passover, Paul Giamatti as Ben Bernanke vs. fellow on-screen schmo Steve Buscemi, the poverty of language, collateral death obligation, is Tyler Perry all about "coonery", and who cares about the next royal wedding. Please enjoy.

From our secret Bushwick studio with whole wheat snacks, cans of Red Bull and visions of grandeur we bring you the much awaited Episode 7. We have a new format, but our most popular segments, Discount Celebrity Corner and Advice on Advice, made the grade. We hope you enjoy our latest e-opus and look forward to your feedback. Please enjoy, Hey You Know It #7 featuring:

• The new St Patrick’s Day in Hoboken
• If  Dr. Phil can tell you if your man will cheat and why
• Why Icelanders should have had slaves
• Who is the real discount Jason Bateman
• How Obama ruined Kwanzaa
• Our big ass trailer park nation
• How I got sucker punched on the A train

We've decided to release this popular duo as a single. It's the sad, but oft told story of the intersection of rampant globalization, the outsourcing phenomenon and corporate greed set to a snappy and familiar tune (baby it's cold outside). Happy Holidays and we hope your job is still there when you get back to work. It’s true what they say (I hear they just may downsize) Call Center moved away (I hear they just may downsize) I want to avoid… (Been hoping that they were lies) Bein’ unemployed (Accountings dropping just like flies) I’m really starting to worry (The end’ll come in a hurry) I’ll be next to be shown the door (You’re shookin’ up to your core) Clean out my desk in a flurry (And I think you better hurry) I’ll have to get work as a whore (More like you’ll be cleaning a floor)...

This is our last episode of the decade, so enjoy it. We know times are tough. The economy is suicidal, unemployment is high, unemployment insurance is low and polticians are sitting on their thumbs like we elected them to be bemused and collect fat pensions. We are here to help with stellar advice on how to get a job using robo-interviewers and trickery as well as tips on how to get ahead at work through some good old fashioned ass-kissing, emulation, and low level espionage. In addition we critique some horrible job advice and as always in the celebrity corner we debut some excellent celeb discounts and comparisons. Bonus Track: The hit-esque single "Oh Yes They Will Downsize" in two-part harmony. Happy New Year!

In this episode Katie and Jacquetta delve into the world of fears and phobias: various common fears, the origins of fear (in utero and out), advice on advice on how to overcome the phobias of failure and public speaking, the slight differences between Marky Mark & Matthew "alright alright JKL" McConaughey and the even slighter differences between Bills Pullman and Paxton, and snakes who sunbathe. In addition, there is a musical number at the end. Well the musicality is debatable, but it's there.

The holidays are almost upon on and the use of the preposition "upon" is but one clue as to how much we are looking forward to them. We give you tips on how to make it from Thanksgiving to Kwanzaa with a heady mix of Vegas, booze, pop psychology, and denial. See how Vince Vaughn measures up against his oft co-star (meh) P. Van Horn, get advice on advice, find out how certain monotheists deliver the mail, and much more. Please enjoy. Happy Festivus.

And we are back. After a brief hiatus we bring you Episode 3: Augmentation wherein we discuss the many good reasons for plastic surgery, assess the talented Pam Anderson Vs. Heidi Montag, address chin-plants, answer crucial listener mail, and much, much more. Please enjoy.

Fresh from the studio we give you our second installment of hey you know it wherein we discuss: the difference between the supernatural and the paranormal, ghosts and goats (listen carefully), Michael Cera vs. Jessie Eisenberg and Lindsey Lohan vs. natural blonde Emma Stone, Klu Klux Zombies and much much more. Please enjoy.

Welcome to "Hey you know it". You can say that any way you want--with or without punctuation. This podcast was created by comedians Jacquetta Szathmari and Katie Kazimir. Episode 1 is Politics: Faith No More. In this podcast Szathmari and Kazimir weigh in on: faith in the political process, voting (just say no), advice on advice, and discount celebrities. Hell yes. Please enjoy. -Jacquetta and Katie heyyouknowit@gmail.com My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-00c632115af8cc75fe7f4719f1f5c721}